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 10 COMMANDMENTS FOR THE COUPLE

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PostSubject: 10 COMMANDMENTS FOR THE COUPLE   Sun Sep 28, 2008 3:15 am

For the married and light-hearted...


Commandment 1.
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.


Commandment 2.
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.


Commandment 3.
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!


Commandment 4.
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage,the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.


Commandment 5.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife.


Commandment 6.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.


Commandment 7.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.


Commandment 8.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical,and a good cook.But the law allows only one wife.


Commandment 9.
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry.
That is why wife treats husband like toxic waste.


Commandment 10.
A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished..


Bonus Commandment story.
A long married couple came upon a wishing well.
The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The husband decided to make a wish too.
But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled .......

"It really works!"
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PostSubject: Re: 10 COMMANDMENTS FOR THE COUPLE   Mon Sep 29, 2008 2:06 am

nice share cz aira mwahhh cheers cheers cheers
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PostSubject: Re: 10 COMMANDMENTS FOR THE COUPLE   Mon Sep 29, 2008 3:46 am

wow2 CZ HALIK HEHEHE THANKS FOR POSTING THAT COMMANDMENTS HERE! SOOOO MGA CZ TAH IN BADGIRLS LONG LIVE!!!!!! Banane59

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PostSubject: Re: 10 COMMANDMENTS FOR THE COUPLE   Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:42 am



HAHAHAHA NICE COMMANDMENTS CZ TNX FOR SHARING...
j2 j2 j2

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PostSubject: Re: 10 COMMANDMENTS FOR THE COUPLE   Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:55 am

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PostSubject: Re: 10 COMMANDMENTS FOR THE COUPLE   Tue Oct 14, 2008 8:10 pm

i lab it!tnx cz mwah
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